***No single men! You will be blocked instantly. *** We are educated professionals who are turned on by witty, informed and irreverent conversation. The mind, after all, is the most powerful sex organ. Deeply in love couple with a sexy little secret that would shock our 'vanilla' friends. Professional, educated, discrete. Clean, vaccinated (please be same), drug, disease and drama free. Social drinkers. No smoking. Married for well over a decade of total bliss. Neither of us play alone. We see swaps/couple play as a natural extension of our marital sex life and a wonderful way of meeting interesting people making some great friendships. We're looking for an ongoing, friendship (or at least, strong acquaintanceship) based relationship with couples we can also get very naked with. Having a connection, a genuine like and respect for each other, not only makes the sex far, far better and satisfying, but makes the before and after sex time much more fun and enjoyable. We like full or soft swap. Same room is a must. We like to keep an open mind and will consider any ideas or kinks you may like to try. Just ask! But please be respectful if the answer is no. No interest in pain, bathroom games or shaming She loves dirty talk but does not like to be talked down to or insulted. That's an instant disqualification. We'll want to get to know you a bit first, as it is extremely important that we feel comfortable and can trust you. First meetings are ALWAYS with our clothes on. No exceptions. We take our time. Patience is rewarded. Her on Him: He's unique, that's for sure. I'm not sure I can describe him accurately. He's a good man with a good heart. Funny, with a lightning quick and quirky wit. He's quietly confident without ever being cocky. He's very kind and caring, yet strong and fiercely protective of those he loves. Never pushy, never rude, always respectful. Genuinely curious about the people he meets. He puts people instantly at ease. Super smart and can carry a conversation with anyone about anything. In bed, he takes his time, puts your needs first. He's fantastic with his hands. He has super soft lips, which, along with his hands, he will use to explore your entire body - not just the 'good parts'. He knows how to take charge in the bedroom, pick you up, pin you down or flip you over and generally have his way with you (in the best way) but also can totally let you lead the way. He has mad, magical, 'next level' skills with his tongue. He has a genuine love and adoration of women's bodies, minds and hearts. Him on Her: A numbers wizard with the heart of an artist. Quirky, funny, a bit nerdy, smart as a whip. She has legs that go all the way to the floor and back again. She might seem naive at times, but don't yourself, she had you pegged the moment you said 'hello'. She is shy, naturally wary, guarded even. But once you earn her trust, she lets loose a torrent of passion and sexuality that will leave you breathless. Underneath all that shy, nerdy, sweet and innocent exterior is a voracious porn star just dying to come out. In bed she is very vocal - moans, sighs, panting, grunts, even the occasional growl. If you get her going you will hear all her sounds of pleasure. She cums loudly and often, as I'm sure our neighbors can attest. She loves to give blow jobs and always swallows. If you're cocky or pushy, you don't stand a chance. If you're unable to express yourself verbally, you don't stand a chance. If you come on with that alpha male macho bullshit, you won't stand a chance. If you degrade her or talk down to her, you are out the door. If you are kind, respectful, intelligent, funny, honest, patient and real, you will be richly rewarded. Make her laugh and she will make you moan. We're not too picky about body types. A few extra pounds are fine. Personality, intellect and connecting on a personal level is everything to us. We prefer couples close to our age or older. Younger couples are acceptable, so long as you have your shit together emotionally. We look for people who are comfortable with who they are and secure in their relationship. Finally, we have family and professional careers to work around. Any meet ups will have to be planned in advance. Finally, finally, we love readers. If you've taken the time to read this entire profile, you are well on your way to getting naked with us. ;-)

My Ideal Person Secure in their own relationship and in their own skin. Don't take themselves (or life) too seriously. Respectful of boundaries. Discrete and know how to behave in public. Know how to dress nicely, when dressing nicely is called for. Know how to laugh at yourself. Be disease free (or up front about anything you may have) and hygienic. Able to be naughty AND nice.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, A store dressing room, An elevator, A hotel room

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
My husband and I would both leave the other and run off with
Emily Blunt if we had the chance.

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