I'm Pro-Pancakes! I am a recovering identity theft victim and I am an inactive animal activist. Currently, I am 38 years old and stand 5'8" inches tall. I weight approximately 176 pounds and I have an olive complexion. I do not know my current bmi, nor do I care to measure or calculate any extremity on my person. Some things I love include but are not limited to: dancing like no one is watching, random epiphanies, prank calls, alter-egos, carbs, pro-education politicians, pop advocates, a kosher dill pickle, your twin brother, tanning, 80's music, boy bands, cheerleadering, rabble-rousering, bottom-pinchers, the smell of a new car, spiritual enlightenment, philosophical interpretation, architecture, your mama jokes, moments of clarity and most importantly the sound made when poping the tab of a chilled Diet Coke. And most importantly, if you want to know something else about me...just ask the question! If you own a selfie stick tap the top left of your screen, go to App Settings, scroll down and press Delete Account. Have pictures of yourself, clear, front on and no weirdly blurry ones with glasses or on a toilet, I’ll ignore your advances. Cheers.

My Ideal Person I would like to meet someone who is able to keep up with a decent and/or genuine conversation. Someone who is dedicated to academic excellence. Works Independently. Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Cleans up work area. Puts materials away after use. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Puts materials away after use. Uses free time well. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving Motivates oneself and others. A man who isn't afraid to be the man. Sickness usually of the head and chest. Sexy in a way that only their other-half can see.